But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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