If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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