Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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