I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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