Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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