Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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