So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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