Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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