What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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