Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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