are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
