ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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