Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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