I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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