why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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