I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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