I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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