He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
