I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
