Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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