I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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