Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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