3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
please come you make the beer taste better
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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