She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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