if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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