therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
it hurts more in the daytime
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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