You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
