He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
