He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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