Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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