brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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