Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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