Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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