is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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