I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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