please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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