I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Come on in and take your pants off
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