so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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