So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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