So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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