OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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