wat bout pragnant strippers??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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