new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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