Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is not my ceiling
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
