the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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