please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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