stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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