Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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