& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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