laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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