I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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