so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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